#what a fat mood

[fatguarddog]

Big busty fat bartender woman who serves only the most calorically dense drinks

She's so hefty and charming, people can't help but keep coming back to spend time around her, so of course they have to get more and more drinks which bloat and fatten their bellies with each visit to her bar, each patron hoping to look round and bloated enough to earn a belly pat or cheek kiss from the lusty busty bar tender who loves watching them all swell for her approval~

[in-stitchesx]

Btw when I say I'm FAT mid conversation casually you are NOT to disagree with me or tell me I'm beautiful

You ARE however supposed to raise my shirt and kiss my tummy until I can't form coherent sentences. Send to Tumblr . Com

[alicenpai]

finally rewatching utena after 8 years - i didn't finish it the 1st time and im determined to finish it now, im about 1/3 of the way in 👁 the series has a lot of themes like identity and idealism, that resonate with me more now that im older. definitely the kind of thing i can see myself drawing... also rewatching kaiba. can't wait for the waterworks!!

[halloweenacara]

art for lookups!

been redoing characters/designs for my guys. havin fun

[softfatboytoy]

Can't stop thinking about how much I want to play with a fat boy who's shorter than me. I want to pin his arms above his head and hold them there while I use my free hand to explore and tease his soft body, toy with his sensitive chest for a bit before I make my way to that gorgeous belly...

Maybe I'd keep him pinned against the wall as I kissed and nibbled my way down his neck and chest, feeling him struggle against me as I sink my teeth into his fat tummy, leaving behind a trail of marks as I continue my leisurely journey downward...

[grimstrawberry]

Hc that trolls have sensitive ears. Unfortunately, Rose and Dave play their music way too fucking loud.

[megaawkwardhuman]

I made this the other day but I have no use for it atm

so here take this colin reaction gif:

[strangeauthor]

....yeah im gonna get bg3 on xbox and play that instead. night gays for real

[femmefaggot]

was so focused on how bad the hair and body is. but twist was like wait they whitewashed her. and they really did. even (heavy even. not minimizing etc etc) aside from that the colors are worse too. supergiant whoever you hired or fired to get these results change it

[fireflowersims]

Honestly, ppl make bread too complicated

Yeast this additives that, rising time, kneading, moisture content whatevs

And sure, there's def a science behind it, but you can actually make pretty simple bread.

Take flour, take water, get some salt and something to flavor it with (herbs, spices or even bouillon cubes will do in a pinch) and some fat. Mix flour with flavorings, mix in some fat like oil or butter, then add water and knead. How much? Whatever feels right.

Shape it into disks, fry in a pan. no need to bother with temperatures, just put it somewhat high.

Bam! Bread.

It's a great recipe for when you have barely anything left in your pantry or when basically everything is too expensive. You don't need anything fancy to make it. Just flour, fat and fluid. Flavorings are optional but recommended.

Remember the formula: flour, fluid, fat and flavoring = flatbread (FFFF=F)

[bliss-in-the-void]

I’m literally so ill at the fact that the second Satoru and Suguru split up, everything turned into a massive disaster.

Toji snuck up behind Satoru & in order to complete the mission, Satoru told Suguru to leave him to fight alone so that Riko could get to Tengen.

Suguru hesitated, he knew something bad was going to happen because they always did everything together, and when they did things always turned out fine. But Satoru kept assuring him and so he did it. He left.

And what happened?

Satoru defeated, broken, ‘awakened’, mission failed, Suguru’s internalization of ‘evil monkeys’ catalyzed—

Nothing was the same after that. It all went to hell the moment they tried to do things apart. It just ‘dominoed’ from bad to worse to catastrophic from there.

[mjtheartist04]

GENYA KISSING RIKA’S BACK SCARS GENTLY AFTER BANDAGING HER UP FROM AN INJURY THEN AND REALIZING WHAT HE DID SUDDENLY AND STUTTERING OUT "J-just to make them feel better-!!" BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE SENSE CAUSE THEY WEREN'T WHAT HE WAS BANDAGING I-

[It came to me in a dream when I napped earlier 👁👁]

GIRLY YOU HAVE NO IDEA JUST HOW MUCH YOU MADE MY NIGHT RN-

IM SCREAMING AND GIGGLING AT THIS🫣💖

my girl gonna sit there like- (warning bare back and scars-)

MY GIRL WOULD BE FLABBERGASTED🙌😮‍💨

AND THEY WOULD JUST STAY THERE FOR A GOOD AWKWARD MINUTE IN SILENCE TRYING TO COMPREHEND ON WHAT JUST HAPPENED-😖

[reinabeestudio]

you stop shaving as a woman and people just dont know what to call you anymore huh

[bedforddanes75]

"oh thats not..." not what. finish your sentence.

[moodr1ng]

kinda hyper but also physically dont feel good at all which is a weird mix. my thoughts are like "i should clean my whole apartment! i should cook an actual meal! i need to plan how to change my whole appearance! i should plan a trip somewhere!" and my body is like lets lie down and try not to cry

[maskyartist]

this is gonna be a fun cloqwork week